Things I miss from way back when. I arrived in 1967. 9th grade,
Sit in front of the office all day because you didn't wear socks. Getting blamed for anything that went wrong. Jumping off
A blog not only for '71er's but for anyone who grew up in Naples in the 60's & 70's. Including anyone who took a spin around the Pier, former Publix bag boys, Halloween egg throwers, East Naples GREASERS (that means anyone who lived east of Boat Haven) AND anyone who ever wondered what was in the "PORN ROOM" at Book Nook on 5th Ave and if the feet you saw under the door were your neighbors, or if people really cried in the Crying Room at the Naples Theatre......
Things I miss from way back when. I arrived in 1967. 9th grade,
Sit in front of the office all day because you didn't wear socks. Getting blamed for anything that went wrong. Jumping off
Probably my favorite Swamp Buggy Queen but I don't remember any of the others. This year 2008 a woman won the Swamp Buggy Race & tossed another woman into the sippi hole. That seemed odd not in a anti-woman sense but it used to be such a macho, gun totting, drag that guy with no beard or badge off the sidewalk & muscle him into that cage. The whole thing has been sissified the parade goes down 41 which is odd it really seems to have lost that VIBE I talk about. Plus the fact that I really think I’ve seen enough cement & septic tank pumping trucks to last a lifetime. You know hose off the peanuts & corn & Armor all the tires POOF! Instant Float, we’re not talkin' Rose Parade here! When it was on 5thAve it had a community feel to it, back then it really was an event. But back then ANYTHING in
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If you would like to write a story & post it to anything I put up on this blog PLEASE feel free to send it along to nhsclassof71@gmail.com. We would love to hear your side of the story I'm getting "REAL BORED" with mine. Keep it clean & short NO FLAME WARS, politics or religion, I really don't care but it always tends to piss someone off! You will be credited & are responsible for correcting your own grammar & misspellings.
Please don’t abandon my blog, I’ll change you’ll see! One small lie I didn’t mean it, I had no idea it would lead to this. I’ll post this picture it’ll show you I mean to honor my promise. PLEASE tell me you’ll still come back for another visit. I know I called him Don Spicer & I should have known it would catch up with me. I hope this photo somehow makes up for it I hope we can still be friends……… Well I guess it's not a lie but it makes for good press....I think I'll run for Mayor.
These used to be handed out weekly @ the Beach Store they were a 2 sided single card, Naples Theatre on one side Trail Drive - In on the other. I really can't believe any have survived not much else in
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What can I say it’s 4th Wall's mom I’m posting this as a segway into giving away another yearbook. She worked @ the original Publix Store #76 in the 60’s & 70’s & as a teenager I would pick her up from work when she got off. Why you ask, being a GREEZER and all around REBEL, would you pick her up? Because “DOOFUSS” it was her car! I’d sit outside & wait for her & all the bagboys treated me like I was Elvis cause I was Peg’s “little pain in the ass” son. They all were much older than me & all dressed real snappy & had cool cars. And I thought wow some day maybe I’d be that GROOVY & have all that cool stuff! Then it dawned on me you had to have a job to have those things & said I’ll pass that won’t go with my Gr”EEE”zer/Candyass image. To tell the truth to this day I still don’t know where I fit it in …… somewhere between that .../... thing!
Jerry Lee “The Killer” Lewis was hired to play a 2 show set @ the newly remodeled Open Hearth. They booked him for the grand re opening of the place after they expanded the dance floor & stage. Jokes on “The Killer” the ceiling over the stage wasn’t more than 7 feet high. So his opening act was Mack Vickery (since deceased) I knew him mostly as a writer he wrote a great KILLER song called "Rockin' My Life Away" on JLL’s All Killer, No Filler: Anthology . So JLL appeared slightly out of it as the 1st show progressed. He would stick the mic down the front of his pants yell crazy stuff & act like you always heard he did. To me & my friends this was NOTHING like we’ve ever seen before & in a nutcase sense it was over the top we couldn’t have asked for more. So he decided to do a little piano top concerto & BOOM his head goes thru the brand new cheesy ceiling. He stayed on the piano pulling down pieces of the ceiling all the while singing things like “It looks like we got a leak here” all hell breaks loose & management stops the show. When the manager walked toward Lewis, obviously pissed at seeing his newly remodeled nightclub being torn apart Lewis points at him & says something like “We found the leak here comes the drip” and proceeds to blow his top & fires off obscenities at 100 miles a minute & storms out of the club’s door……
STAY TUNED to this blog for Part Two "We'll Let Them Think About It"!Highly recommended RAWKIN' listening from this era JLL The (Complete) London Sessions .
Photo: Don Sitta New Years Eve 1973 @ Al's Aquarium Bar on the East Trail. Al Bolton (owner of the Aquarium) was a legendary early Al: Wherever you are thanks for these memories I don't think I would have gotten this much out of life without them.
John Klingler is in this photo to the right of Major Don.
I’ve got a small amount of feedback concerning my comments & photo’s to this blog. Let me clear up a few items on my REDNECK (correction GREASERS) vs. CANDYASSES posts this is a true statement. There was an invisible line drawn somewhere around Boat Haven. I’ve also found out that there was another group of people to the North of Pine Ridge Road that were never even given a name. So don’t get put off by what group your “mind” puts you into at least you had a name. I was a Brooksider or GREASER & loved the place! Man CANDYASSES don’t know what they were missing like Terry Conant riding his bicycle to
If your name or photo appear here & your embarrassed email me & I’ll replace it with somebody that can take the heat (Marcum Williams etc...excluding High Tide & Don Sitta) best thing to do is go to the top on this page & CLICK – NEXT BLOG. Nothing on this blog is meant to offend anyone or anything its Naples as it really was a really COOL little town that only WE knew about.
Its like Keith says you shouldn't "Take It So Hard"!
Keith Richards & the X-Pensive Winos
Video coutesy Virgin Records
Andy’s Pit Bar B Q if you lived here back them you’ll NEVER forget this place or their food! Also the 1st place Blog Hog learned responsibility (got a job) John Z & I were dishwashers here in the 60’s, the best part was you got dinner FREE. BUT the real reward was the unfinished pitchers off BEER that came back with all the dirty dishes. Nothing like 2 teenage drunk dishwashers going, “You know there’s starving children all over this planet that would just love to have these dinner rolls floating around in the coleslaw”! They also had this weird dark brown molasses lookin’ stuff you’d put in a drum fill with water & soak the beer mugs in (boy the EPA would have loved this stuff). Anyway John pours it into this drum & goes Hey Blog smell this & me being the gullible dumbass I was goes OK! Next thing you know I’m blinded & screaming running out into the dinning room in the middle of dinner hour. Musta been a site to to behold “LECTRIC” hair with the stupid apron with rib sauce all over it yellin’ no telling what kind of obscenities. And this predates Cosmo Kramer by 40 years……….
This is all we've got a ripped up yellowed & faded piece of paper! There's more of a legacy than that COME ON! You guys RAWKED, as James Brown would sing PLEASE, PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE! No lie here I actually hung on to their Swamp Buggy Parade float on my bicycle. While all these geezer's with beards were yanking family types off the sidewalks & throwing them in this jail on wheels cause they didn't have a badge or beard. Talk about needing a school councilor? The Jesters were firing up on all 8's. I couldn't believe Naples had it's own Dave Clark Five ABSOLUTELY MIND BLOWING!I ALWAYS HAVE MY BEST THOUGHTS WHEN I AM ALMOST HOME IT DOES NOT HAPPEN WHEN I AM ALMOST LEAVING I THINK IT IS THAT THE DAY WEARS YOU TO THE BONE AND MAKES THINGS SEEM MORE WITHIN REASON THE CLASS OF NINETEEN SEVENTY ONE THE GROOVERS, THE CROONERS ,THE LIFE GLOOMERS A MIXED BUNCH , BREWED, STIRRED AND SWEETEND WE NEW THEN WHAT WE KNOW NOW EVERYTHING WAS THERE FOR US TO USE SOME DID AND SOME REFUSED SOME WENT INSIDE AND NEVER CAME OUT AGAIN AND FAMILIES FORMED AND WERE REBORN AND STILL WE KNEW THEN AND STILL WE KNOW NOW THE ONES THAT LEFT HERE AND WE STILL TALKED ABOUT COULD NEVER COUNT ON US TO REMEMBER SO LIFE SHORT WAS LIVED INTENSE AND SOME OF IT NEVER MAKES SENSE MOST ARE STILL HERE WHEN IT ALL BEGUN THE CLASS OF NINTEEN SEVENTY ONE MY BEST WISHES TO ALL AND LOVE TO THE FEW WE WILL NOT SEE RENEWED
Man, what can I say is it a local institution or what? Thank GOD they did away with them damn 1 cent S&H Stamps! I can still taste the glue on ‘em & those cheesy paper stamp books that went with them. How did it go 1 page you could do 50 1 cent stamps or if you had 5 10 cents stamps you could trump them, BUT the ultimate was a 50 cent stamp 1 per page. If you ever see longtime locals the original Publix is where you’ll find them. It still has the original green & white terrazzo floor & you can see how small it used to be. And I believe everybody was a bagboy there at one time or another. Larry Haymaker, Jim Page, Butch Rush, Jim Clary & Mark Finger to name a few. A GOOD local laugh was the baseball games at PS: Mr. Deville (the 1st store manager) wherever you are, thanks for all you did & all the memories.

How many weekend nights were spent looking for THIS party? Must be those revealing handmade NJHS Home Ec. dresses. They sure knew how to sew together some sexy threads! Dig the bow in Cathy’s hair boy these babes could have sold some Girl Scout cookies! When I moved back to Naples I started thinking about how many weekends I spent cruising around looking for "THE" party & then “BOING” it dawned on me that was "THE" party all those years ago cruising looking for the party. Live & Learn.......
.....and back then who wasn’t? And how many pennies could you tape on your needle to keep from skipping all over the Sgt. Pepper album? Speaking of the Beatles how many of their albums did Danny Duncan haul around in his Austin Healey Sprite? And how much fun was it to ask him if Paul really was dead? With the southern drawl he had goin’ “See heh, it sayz 28 if that’s howl ol’ Pawl wood beh f heh wooda liv’d” We loved flagging him down for the “Duncan Show” it was much better than if Paul was really dead or not. Not to mention those 8 track tapes, WOW this is a REALLY GOOD Stones song & then in the middle the song it would stop & go“CLUNK” then it would continue in a few seconds. The whole time your figuring you must have ran over “Willie the PS: Thanks Ron & Laverne Novak & the Novak family for letting Blog Hog run a tab until pay day you were too kind.
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Photo: Left: Blog Hog’s right hand man. Right: BLOG HOG.

Donald"The Cub"Spicer & Bob"The Bear"Hite. Bob Hite was the singer for Canned Heat the hippie "BOOGIE" blues rock band. We used to get slightly out of it & go to bars & during the bar bands break ( not Canned Heat) we would hop up on stage & do OUR slightly out to lunch version of "Going Up The Country" at any open mic while sticking our guts out. The humor being we were all pretty skinny without guts (probably would work out a little better now) Don met Hite & had the opportunity for a photo op & Hite was slightly amused by it so.

Well your on own, maybe Pippin's, nope that's closed maybe I can just whip up a webcam & round up Lynn Bailey & do this wirelessly over the internet................
PS: I heard the other day that the 7-11 by the Pier lost it's lease too & will probably be a goner!


......of those freaky lookin' teenager's hangin' out at the Telephone Company. It's close to Halloween & looks like their planning a trip to Steritt Egg Ranch or sumpin'. Bombadier to Pilot: But one looks like your son! Pilot to Bombadier: I don't care he quit school & works at Mr. Donut he'll never amount to anything more than Head Donut Maker anyway. There's more holes in his brain than there are in the donuts. Can't have him going thru life with no long term illnesses! If this doesn't get him we'll drive a car thru the side of Mr. Donut later tonight. Call the telephone company & have them remove those phone books from other states we don't want the youth to know there's another world out there.





Photo: Scott Kepp & Danny Wall on Lake Burton in Georgia on our way to see the ROLLING STONES July 1972. Will ad to this story at a later date.